This was taken from ~koiia-halo. I'm afraid I don't know how to do the linky underline thing. >< If one of you could tell me how, I would give you a basket of cookies!!!

Apparently this meme commands us to take 12 of our original characters and lay them out on the board. I would be shocked/astonished/amazed if any of you knew who all of these people were since half of them have yet to make it into any of my works, but I would hope that you could enjoy their personalities at least.

12 Character Meme:
The Rules: Pick 12 of your characters, don't look at the questions beforehand, then answer the questions.

1. Alux'ahden Sun (M, Original story lightly based on Riven)
2. Kati Van (F, Book of Orlandzu)
3. Jesse Van (M, Book of Orlandzu)
4. Flora Weiss (F, Book of Orlandzu)
5. Tobias Redlock (M, Mums)
6. Jacques/Mums (M, Mums)
7. Junren of the Turtle Clan; Luxon (M, Guild Wars)
8. Chongde Vasburg; Kurzick (M, Guild Wars)
9. Devin (M, Sides of a Coin)
10. Marshall (M, Sides of a Coin)
11. Gax (M, Hanatis Stories)
12. Rapier (M, Hanatis Stories)
(Men galore!! O_o)

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Mums) or 11 (Gax)?
XD I can see how that would turn out. Gax's class would be all about thievery and Mums's would be about the history of him being in the French army. But I'd have to say Mums as the answer. At least he wouldn't steal the students' possessions to test their skillz.

2) Do you think 2 (Kati) is hot? How hot?
She's not bad on the eyes, but a bit plain. Nothing that a little wardrobe sprucing and make-up wouldn't take care of...

3) 12 (Rapier) sends 8 (Chongde) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Rapier would send Chongde to use his mad-mesmer skills to go out and stop Gax from stealing all the gold in the City (doesn't matter which one, lol). I doubt Chongde would have a problem with it since his willpower is 1,000,000,000 x that of Gax's. In fact, he could probably reform Gax if he wanted!)

4) What is, or would be, 9's (Devin's) favorite book?
Probably the Myst series of books. It's got the right amount of adventure to keep him happy. Plus, he closely resembles the guy who I always imagine as the Stranger (go play the games if you don't know what I mean! DX)

5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kati) to swear fealty to 6 (Mums), or the other way around?
A woman swearing fealty to Mums's perfect self?! WOOOOOO!!!

6) For some reason, 5 (Tobias) is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Devin), or 10 (Marshall)?
Technically he's getting them both since their one person with Multiple Personality Disorder! This question was just too perfect!

7) 2 (Kati), 7 (Junren), and 12 (Rapier) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They would go have Chinese because Kati's a modern char, Rapier would be up for anything, and Junren IS from a Chinese culture (I would consider the Luxons Chinese <<. And since Junren and Rapier both have gay tendencies (not with each other), Kati would be drilling them on that over a plate of Sesame Chicken. XDDD

8) 3 (Jesse) challenges 10 (Marshall) to a duel. What happens?
Since Jesse is a hunter, he's wielding his rifle and Marshall has some sort of handgun. Of course, Jesse would feel guilty about shooting at a human so he wouldn't shoot and Marshall would get bored with the entire thing so they both wind up going spelunking.

9) If 1 (Devin) stole 8's (Chongde’s) most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Is devin really CAPABLE of stealing Junren (Chongde's prized possession ;D). Even if he was, Chongde could steal it back with his mind powerz!

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Junren) and 12 (Rapier) both attain what they most desire.
...Dude! Where's My Dude?!

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Flora) and 1 (Alux) to work together?
A power-crazed scientist-villain and a pretty scientist girl? MACHINES! LOTS OF MACHINES!

12) If 7 (Junren) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Most of my time would be spent drooling over him or drilling him about Chongde...

13) If you could command 3 (Jesse) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Me: Go shoot me some gooses so I can have dinner! Shirtless!!! DX
Jesse: ._. ...ok...

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Gax)?
Is anyone on my list a money-obsessed thief? >>

15) If 2 (Kati) had to choose sides between 4 (Flora) and 5 (Tobias), which would it be?
Prolly Flora since she's her cousin. And since Tobias is half-werewolf (long story).

16) What might 10 (Marshall) shout while charging into battle?
FOR THE MEDS!! (Like he ever takes them.)

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Chongde), which song would you choose?
The Kurzick theme, which is serious, but tender towards the middle. It suits him perfectly, I think.

18) 1 (Alux), 6 (Mums), and 12 (Rapier) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rapier would generously back off at first and let Alux and Mums fight over who they think is more awesome and therefore deserves it more. Then once they were sprawled on the floor, charred and exhausted, Rapier would shrug and take it for himself.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kati) to use on 10 (Marshall)?
Kati: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ;D
Marshall: *eyebrows*

20) What would 5 (Tobias) most likely be arrested for?
Being too ruggedly handsome for a half-werewolf!!

21) What is 6's (Mums’s) secret?
He may not actually be as awesome as he thinks he is!! D:

22) If 11 (Gax) and 9 (Devin) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Gax is built for speed! Especially if there's a cash-prize! Devin would be too timid to leave the finish line.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Junren) or 8 (Chongde)?
Ooooo...tough one. I'd have to say Junren, because although both are powerful, Junren looks tougher and would scare away more people. Of course, this question depends on whether or not I can pull them away from each other long enough to get him to walk me home, LOL!

24) 1 (Alux) and 9 (Devin) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Flora’s) sinister secret organization. 11 (Gax) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Flora). Meanwhile, 4 (Flora) has kidnapped 12 (Rapier) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Tobias), they seek out 3 (Jesse), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Britain: Room With a View, and a Staircase, and a Pond.
U.S.: Room With a View of HELL, Staircase of SATAN, Pond of DEATH!
~eddie izzard ftw~

If you read far enough to read this quite, I applaud you!!! I'll do anything you want! Commission? Fanfiction? Name it!!!